Anyway, here's a I prepared earlier:

Poseidon, muncher of ocean liners.

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@me eating ocean liners seems unwise. Could catch norovirus, covid19, or any number of other contagious diseases.

@me if it's good enough for Bill Clinton, it's good enough for Poseidon?

in all seriousnessness, for covid19 that's true, but norovirus is gi-tract transmitted.

But maybe Poseidon has a vulture-like gi tract.

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