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The kids on Youtube are baffled that even though I comment on a video ten years ago I'm... still alive!

I must be like a hundred years old or some shit.

Every now and then I think to myself "I should make some more Youtube videos". Then I sit down with <any video editing software> and I just want to murder myself to death because they all suck so damn bad. Is that just me?

A new - there's a little tradition in palaeoartist circles that at some point, you need to paint a "what if Troodon had survived until now?" picture.

I have the definitive answer: Comtesse d'Innosouroidé
johnconway.art/comtesse_d-inno

A new , Saturn.

Mission control, we've discovered the nature of dark matter.

It's a very large nude old guy with no clothes on and a nasty looking knife.

johnconway.art/saturn

It seems to me that computers are getting better at abstract art, playing with the edge of perception, and archetypes than people are. thismusicvideodoesnotexist.com

This is one of my older drawings, but also one of my favourites. Meet The Longbodys:

johnconway.art/the_longbodys

It was the first time I really pushed transparency to give a painterly effect in vectors. I don't remember seeing the technique before I did this, so I'm going to assume I invented it.

I posted my Poseidon painting the other day, because I have been working on another sea god. A better one:

Clidastes, god of the sea and forked lightning, does not even look at the ships she sinks. johnconway.art/clidastes

I've been trying to organise my thoughts on what I want my website to actually do, and I keep running around in circles in my head.

Can anyone recommend a Mac app that's a bit like a freeform to-do, but doesn't actually expect you to be getting things done™?

I actually prefer paid apps, but Omni Outliner is a little much...

Anyway, here's a I prepared earlier:

Poseidon, muncher of ocean liners.

Please god, someone make me actually paint something rather than fiddle about with my website tech... please?

Nearly ten years old... I really should finish Floating Worlds 2.

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Another vector (I really should stop putting numbers in titles before I've done more than one...):

Floating Worlds 1: Beauty Plans Invasion

So, Shodu, if we strike here, in the Gamma Quadrant, we can bring unspeakable refinement to the galaxy.

I'm going to post some non-dinosaur art for while. This is a vector drawing of some gods I did.

The Tinkerer – sometimes the Great Clockwork Gods got out of sync; but that wasn't anything a little elbow grease couldn't fix.

Scary Monster! 

My Chupacabra from the Book Cryptozoologicon. Various reports describe it as possibly kangaroo-shape creature that like to suck the blood of goats.

Hey tooters, did you know I own a pretty sweet ride? I'm particularly proud of the headlight, which I made out of a plastic takeaway pot and an LED strip light. It still smells a little bit of curry.

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